Weird Bird Friday That CES Calls – TGI(WB)F, becha thought i forgot

To honor and yet distinguish ourselves from the original Weird Bird Goddess – Susan, whose husband John Blogs all things red man  (no not the tobacco product) and Denver at the Thedrunkablog site listed in our Blogroll. People are unaware of their many years spent helping to save the poor children in the ghettoes of Haiti . Or their passion for working in the camps. So hats of to them, now fly away.

 http://www.fotosearch.com/

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Fotosearch is having a Buy One Get One Free Sale….Sadly I did not buy the first one so…

Dan Piraro Likes Me! (Think: heh mikey, he likes it)

Like in the old Commercials. Anyway Dan periodically gives me permission to post his elegant visual social commentaries (other wise know as editorial cartoons) here at Energy Tough Love. So I try to return the favor and Publish ‘stuff” he thinks is important. To that end: 

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Hey, friends of Bizarro,

I’m part of a very cool comedy show in New York City in a couple of weeks. Come out if you can make it, it’s for a good cause and will be funny funny and more funny.

 

See below or go here:?http://woodstockfas.org/newsletter/mar2008.html


Your kooky pal,

Dan


P.S. Want off my small, private, never-to-be-shared list? Hit “reply” then put “unsubscribe” in the subject line.

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Louis CK was the star of HBO‘s series “Lucky Louie” and numerous HBO and Comedy Central specials lck ?
Janeane Garofalo has been a standup comedian since 1985 & has appeared in umpteen movies & shows. jg ?
Dave Attell has a scheduling conflict but hopes to make it. We’ll know for sure very soon. dave ?
Gary Gulman appeared on NBC‘s Last Comic Standing and recently his own Comedy Central special. gary ?
Will Franken shows “manic brilliance” according to The Daily News, and the Times accuses him of possessing an “erudite wit.” will ?
Dan Piraro creator of the cartoon “Bizarro” and a standup comedian in his own right will emcee. dan ?

We’re seriously jazzed that Janeane Garofalo has joined the lineup for our KOMEDY FOR KARMA fundraiser.

Tickets are selling quickly: order yours now or regret it for the rest of your life.

WHEN: Monday, March 24th at 8pm sharp (doors 7:30)

WHERE: Gotham Comedy Club – 208 W 23rd b/w 7th & 8th Aves.

$50 General Admission

$100 VIP Reserved Seating

$60 General Admission at the door the day of the event

>BUY TICKETS HERE<

The ticket price is partially tax-deductible.

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UPDATE ON OLIVIA
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Thanks for all the kind notes about Olivia, the ailing goat we reported on in the last newsletter. The great news is that she has really made a turn for the better!

Diagnosed with lymphoma last spring, this 13-year-old became too weak to stand when the cold weather hit in January. Her friends and sponsors came over to say goodbye as the day we had all been dreading seemed to be upon us.

After bringing her into our house (that’s right, co-founders Jenny & Doug, Olivia, a blind chicken, 3 dogs and 3 cats are all living happily under one roof) and beginning a new regimen of treatments, Olivia is back to her old self again! A cancer-fighting herbal remedy, a daily tray of wheatgrass (a suggestion of juicing enthusiast Kris Carr of Crazy Sexy Cancer fame), and lots of love and care are helping our old girl get back on track.

Now she’s up and walking around with a voracious appetite for anything you put in front of her. She spends hours outside (with her coat on) visiting her friends around the farm but it’s still too cold for her old bones to sleep out in the barn overnight.

Olivia is a perfect example of why we so desperately need our Animal Hospice Center (a temperature-controlled environment for sick animals). Please help us meet our goal of raising the last $60K by May of this year.

Our friend, talented artist J.T. Yost is helping us meet that goal by donating half the profits of the sale of his incredible Olivia print which he made for our last art benefit. Check out his website for pet portraits here: You’ll find Olivia’s image amongst many other very cool prints.

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IKNOW I KNOW I should resize the damn thing but you get the idea…Its a comedy show to raise money for an animal sanctuary…so go already. Also if you click on the link for Woodstock you can see the whole thing if you must. I mean look at the talent, geez.

AND if you like to see his new spiffy blog and get a schedule of his events (he has been gigging alot lately) and his latest witticisms (yes he actually has deep thoughts:<) 

You crazy kids,

Just posted a new blog about my comedy shows in Californy and our kooky Elvis impersonator re-wedding in Las Vegas last week. Hope you likey. Lots of pics and a short video! Wow!

Dan

P.S. As always, I never sell or share my private email list. If you want off, though, hit “reply” and put “unsubscribe” in the subject line. (sniff)

If you don’t want to read my blog, don’t go here:

http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/

 

 

<After all that genuflecting  here is the latest Bizarro “fair usage” from the great man…

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Thanks Dan….

I hardly ever do a “double bird” but just out of curiousity…

I took my own advice and searched for “Saudi Aircraft” to see if I might get lucky and find an attribution. I didn’t find the actual site but I did find this:

www.cargolaw.com/2001nightmare-saudi-flop.html

Title: White Planes Can’t Jump

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While it is hard to see because I can’t size the #$%^&*:( pictures, think about where the people fortunate enough to be on this flight ended up. That’s right in the water in the ditch. Now you know the rest of the story.

Weird Bird Friday or as we call it TGI(WB)F

If there something terribly important happens on Friday or if there is work to do, I will post it. Sometimes I even post on the weekend (Yuck). But I have wailed on FutureGen, the Taylorville Energy Center and the Environmentalist who rolled over for them. So today we just will have fun. As always these woop it up Fridays are dedicated to Sue and John. Many of you know that from a young age they both shared a passion for collecting rare chinese miniatures. In time they have become some of the leading environmentalists in the Denver area.

You can see their blog about all things Denver (though amusingly they have taken a Michigan turn) at:

http://www.thedrunkablog.blogspot.com/

or listed on CES’ Blogroll on your right. Speaking of the barf bag to your right!

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Unfortunately this was emailed to me by a friend as a very long forward so I has no attribution but I am sure that someone at Saudi Air could tell you? Email them and see what they say.

Weird Bird Friday – Or as we lovingly call it TGI(WB)F

We know that when save the birds we are saving ourselves. We also know that when we preserve a bird’s habitat we do right by the world. We know when we protect birds from extinction we give a gift to our children and our grand children. We also know that the birds evolved from Dinosaurs.

 http://www.freakingnews.com/Bird-Pics-34837.asp

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Thanks to John and Weird Bird goddess Susan who have worked tirelessly to allieviate Denver’s homeless problem. They blog about all things Denver and beyond at thedrunkablog listed in my Blog Log. Many happys to you.

The Smirking Chimp – What a great name for a blog

 I have no idea who Joe Bageant is….oh wait I’ll be right back…OK … “he has been happy to live the life of a low-profile magazine and newspaper editor, although as a senior editor with Primedia Magazine Corp., publishers of over 300 American magazines,”

http://www.energygrid.com/society/ap-bageant.html

And though I do not think he runs the blog, he writes a lot on it. And man do I agree with him. I did not post the whole thing because well its long and loud. Great reading.

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/12647 

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Are we there yet Pa? Nine Billion Little Feet on the Highway of the Damned

Environmental Policy

by Joe Bageant | February 6, 2008 – 6:45am

John Raymond Castillo, age 81. Sunrise, January 14, 1917. Sunset, February 1, 2008. He leaves 21 children, 140 grandchildren and 302 great-grandchildren…
–Obituary announcement on Belize’s LOVE Radio station

”The population of Belize? Officially it’s about 300,000. But if you include all the kids, it’s probably three million.”
–Greg, longtime expatriate American in Belize

HOPKINS VILLAGE, BELIZE: The din of squealing, laughing children is the background white noise of the Third World. In Belize, as in most of the Third World, 45% of all people are under the age of 16. About a dozen of that 45% swarm around me as I cut my toenails under the mango tree. A few are picking on the mangy, quarreling dogs but the majority are drawn in close, giving advise about how to cut gnarly, old man type toenails: “Saw dem off wid a file” seems to be the consensus.

What I see are children I help with homework and feed, and admonish about grades … unanxious and reasonably happy little members of the human race. They do not look much like a global migration or crushing planetary population pressure. Yet they are among the most incredible wave of both ever in human history.
Most families here have five or six kids and their kids will have a similar number. I’ve yet to meet a native of the village who does not think half a dozen is not a nice round number of offspring. My adopted family has six kids and four adults living on a 100 x 300-foot lot. This does not include the Guatemalan family of five living in a rented cabana at one corner of the lot. Assuming all the children reach adulthood and procreate, the tally in ten years will be about 50 people of all ages trying to exist on this square of sewerage soaked sand.

But oh, were it that bright a future. As adults with families, these kids won’t even have this spot on which to live at all, much less live as well as they live now. The resorts and condo rackets out of Canada, South Africa and the U.S. are buying up these small plots. Unschooled in western financial concepts and janked by the developers’ offers of more money than they have ever seen in their lives, locals sell. Usually they are broke within a year. In any case their semi-literate children will join the next generation’s issuance of dispossessed poverty stricken young adults headed for elsewhere. Just what the world does not need, not here in Central America, not in the Middle East, not in Latin America or the U.S. But that’s what we’ve got and that’s what we are going to get a lot more of.

Population growth is the rhino in the playpen, the root cause of our approaching eco-disaster that that no one honestly talks about. On the left we get an onslaught of information about what we must and must not do to prevent climate change. Good Democrats get Al Gore’s advice, which somehow never mentions the corporations doing the damage. And all of America gets feel-good electric car ads — buy your way out of the problem, or at least your guilt if you happen to have any. But nowhere do we get an honest discussion about population growth. If you care to, argue that climate change may or may not destroy us. But uncontrolled population growth is guaranteed to do the job. As an old Idaho rancher told me, “You can’t run a hundred head of cattle on half an acre.”

Most of the developed world remains clueless as to how all this will affect their own lives. But Americans in particular cannot get their head around the impact these billions will have on the lifestyles they are driven like rats in hell to sustain. About half of Americans…

THE SCREAMING MAN INSIDE MY HEAD: LOOKY HERE BAGEANT, YOU PICKLED OLD GAS BAG. HALF OF AMERICANS LIVE UNDER THE GOOFBALL HALLUCINATION THEY CAN SEAL THE BORDERS WITH SILLY PUTTY, DRONE AIRCRAFT AND MACHINE GUNS. THE OTHER HALF, LIBERALS OVERDOSED ON PROZAC AND WHITE WINE, IS LINED UP LIKE DOCKSIDE WHORES WAVING AT THE INCOMING FLEET. “LET’S WELCOME THEM ALL! AMERICA IS THE LAND OF IMMIGRANTS SO HELL FUCKING YES, LET’EM ALL IN!” YEA, RIGHT. LET EVERYBODY LIVE LIKE A FUCKING HATIAN WHARF RAT IN THE NEW THIRD WORLD AMERICA. HELL, IT’S ALREADY STARTED. THEY’RE CROAKING 49 MILION AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T COME UP WITH THE BLACKMAIL DOUGH FOR HEALTHCARE. THEY’RE KICKIN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OUT OF THEIR PLYWOOD NESTING BOXES BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE THE MONTHLY NUT. AMERICA IS ALREADY A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WITH DRIVE THROUGH FEEDING BOXES.

Meanwhile, both camps of a nation with no sense of history beyond its own state sponsored founding fathers mythology hasn’t the slightest notion of how population migrations from areas of scarcity to areas of plenty have shaped human history perhaps more than any other force, including war (war is just more dramatic when it happens and more entertaining to read about when it’s over.) The Vikings were a population shift from the limited arable land resources of the north around the British coast to Normandy (and then back to England by way of William the Conqueror, a Viking descendant.) The Huns, the Goths, the Vandals, the Irish in America, Chinese into Tibet …

SCREAMING MAN: WELL BUBBA, LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU IN CRAYONS. IT’S GETTING RIGHT BROWN OUT THERE IN HEARTLAND AMERICA. ALL THOSE SAWED-OFF LITTLE DARK HAIRED FUCKERS HAVEN’T COME UP HERE TO BE LAWN ORNAMENTS. AND SINCE THEY EAT AND SHIT ABOUT THE SAME AMOUNT AS YOU DO, THERE’S GONNA BE SOME REDISTRIBUTION OF THE GOODIES. YOU’RE GONNA SEE A LOT OF AMERICAN BLUBBER PARKED IN LINE ALONGSIDE SALVADORANS WITH THEIR WHEELBARROWS FULL OF WORTHLESS GREENBACKS WAITING TO BUY BLACK BEANS AND MASA HARINA IN BULK – THEN HITCHING A RIDE HOME ON A FLATBED TRUCK LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD SOUTH OF LOREDO DOES. OR MAYBE TAKING THE CHICKEN COOP FIREWOOD EXPRESS SURPLUS SCHOOL BUS BACK TO THE SAVAGE ARMED SUBURBS. A LITTLE TIP FROM THE OLE SCREAMING MAN: IF THERE IS A BILLY GOAT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS, RIDE UP FRONT. IF THE DAMNED GOAT IS UP FRONT, RIDE ON THE ROOF. THERE IS USUALLY SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING UP THERE TO HANG ONTO.

Actually on further inspection it appears that Smirking Monkey is a collection of blogs under the pavillion of Chimpnation

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/author/joe_bageant

Weird Bird Friday

Thats right its the day that Susan Kay and I find the best bird images we can and plaster them all over the web for you to share…and ardant civil rights advocate John Martin comes along for the ride. Actually this post is one John “should” read cause its all about effectively shooting (bang bang watch out!) in the wild. You can see John’s blog about all things native american and Denverish at our links section.

http://www.birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/bp/hflight

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Whoa does it make the landing or not?

By the way, this photograph was taken by the guy who claims to have sighted the Ivory Bill Woodpecker so now you know the rest of the story:

www.ibwfound.org

The Energy Market has Always Been About Fraud, Ripoffs and Scams

From the very first shallow pit coal mines to the monumental fraud that is nuclear generated electricity, the history of the energy markets is the same. It’s filled with, fraud, schemes, lies and a 1000 year history of wasted money and burst bubbles.

See for instance, There Will Be Blood

www.paramountvantage.com/blood

or any history of the energy biz:

http://austin.about.com/cs/bushbiographies/a/bush_background.htm

www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0012650

But when energy prices skyrocket like they are now the cheap hucksters ooze out of the woodwork. I am not even going to put this frauds web page up here for the curious. This was the first page up in a google search of Useful Energy Practices…Shame on google.

FOR THE RECORD YOU CAN NOT USE WATER IN A GASOLINE POWERED INTERNAL COMBUSTION  ENGINE! 

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Do You Want To Know

RIGHT NOW How You

Can Drive Around Using

WATER as FUEL and

Laugh At Rising Gas

Costs, While Reducing

Emissions and Preventing

Global Warming?

100% water cars are still on the drawing board – but I’m excited to show you

how you can start RIGHT NOW to…

 
 
 

  Convert Your Car to

BURN WATER as well

as Gasoline – to Double

Your Mileage!

Did you know that you can convert your car to a water-burning car (Water Hybrid)?

 This is a Do-It-Yourself, affordable and SIMPLE technology.

 Water is supplemental to gasoline – I have doubled fuel economy in my Toyota Corolla 99 shown below (61 MPG).
 

SIMPLE to install/remove: the solution you’ve been looking for!

 Boost performance while preventing smog.

 You’ll discover how to generate free energy in your car.

 Here you will find testimonials of happy customers.

 You will find out how it works and get your questions answered:

  • Won’t it damage my car/my warranty?

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 Not only that but according to MythBusters you can not do it by Electrolisis either. There is no such thing as free energy.

 http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html

When you type in Hydrogen From Water, the first 4 pages are these type scams…SHAME on google again!

Weird Bird Friday On Monday

Everyone hates bloggers that make excuses BUT through my own ineptitude I thought I had posted this Friday. Instead all I had done was save it. So when I fired up the blog I found I had a saved page and instead of checking to see why, I deleted it. You know I had already posted it. Well then I went to “View Site” and there was nothing there for Friday!

Susan had been out arting me and since I posted a gross weird bird last Friday I thought I would make up for that. These are beautiful and weird birds as well by an Indian poet who has art displayed on 6 continents. I think he lives in New Zealand now.

http://www.srichinmoypoetry.com/sri_chinmoy/art_of_sri_chinmoy

 

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And these are many weird birds.

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As John Martin says, better late than never.