Its Weird Bird Friday – we all TGI(WB)F every week

If you drop in at TGIF and show them this page they will give you a free drink!

http://www.dailyhaha.com/

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Or maybe they will just throw up! This is our first grizzley weird bird Friday but not our last.

I know this is the second week of Daily HAHA pictures but these guys have great pictures…take a look.

Up In The Air, Its A Bird, Its A Plane, No Its Bizarro

 And I always said size doesn’t matter…go to the site below to see all things Dan Piraro

http://www.bizarro.com

Yes it’s a classic intellectual property rip off, but I love him and he hasn’t made me quit:

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 HAPPY NEW YEAR from Community Energy Systems and Energy Tough Love!  We started this blog in August and had no idea how hard or rewarding it would be. Thanks to both viewers and commenters. You all come back now yah hear.

Thank God Its Weird Bird Friday! yes that is TGI(WB)F

And John and Susan, long time civil rights protesters and good friends of Al Sharpton’s, are back at it! I thought maybe they were giving up on it when they missed last Friday with very little notice. You can see their latest effort here.

Here is mine. can you guess which one is Cate and which one is your Tough Loveness?

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yah right. Like Doug would ever share food!

One More Day of Jokes on Planet Earth and I am done – it ain’t that funny day to day!

This site is real funny. I am only going to put a little of it up, but please visit. The site will put a smile on anyone’s face.

http://freeenergynews.com/Directory/Humor/index.html 

You are here: FreeEnergyNews.com > Directory > Humor

Alt. Energy Humor

The lighter side of light.  The gassier side of gas.

Finally found . . . the treasure at the end of the rainbow.
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Waste to Energy: Treasure from Trash
(Thanks Nathan Allan)

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Galaxies Colliding

 

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In the constellation of Pisces, some 100 million light-years from Earth,
two galaxies are seen to collide. (PhysOrg; Aug. 26, 2005)

AND WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT BAD
(Which planet’s insurance policy would cover that one?)

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Speed Demon

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Instead of spanking, consider taking your kid for a ride and
giving him/her the manual windshield wiper assignment.
(Thanks Rich Kushinsky)

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Nothing is as Funny as the End of the World – extrapolation?

Here is another pretty funny environmental website. It seemslike it grew out of a conference in 1995 in Canada called the “Green of Industry”.  Site was last updated unfortunately in 2001 but it still has many witticism anyway.

http://www.rit.edu/~slrbbu/Humor.html 

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman.

This piece was the inspiration for the book A Briefer History of Time and led to the Annals of Improbable Research Universal History Translation Project. Reprinted from the AIR, Volume III, Number 1, January/February 1997, page 27.

Interested in learning more about any of these events? Click here for a version of the history with links to Wikipedia pages.

Environmental Yucks continue – The real George Bush and other JOKES!

Remember I ran a stupid video where a kid was mimicking a Will Ferrell bit about George Bushes take on Global warming well. Here is a site where you can see the real deal.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/willferrellbush.htm

 http://politicalhumor.about.com/

Other funnies there:

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Tha Thats All Folks…