Moose, Methane, and Madness in Finland

I have pledged to myself to be only funny for the next week. This energy efficiency stuff can get pretty grime, what with the US, China and India sucking the planet dry.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1949645.ece 

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Burping moose

bad for the

environment

Amidst all the talk about carbon dioxide emissions

and global warming comes news that Norway’s

national mascot may be contributing to the

destruction of the environment, through burping

 and other bodily functions.

Climate offender, me?

PHOTO: LARS AAMODT


Moose is a faily common site in Norway.

PHOTO: ROLF ANDREASSEN

The country’s so-called “King of the Forest” hasn’t been widely viewed as having any really nasty personal habits, surely none that could be considered an environmental threat.

But now some researchers linked to Norway’s technical university (NTNU) in Trondheim contend that moose are responsible for tons of gas emissions a year through their frequent burping and, well, farting.

“Shoot a moose and save yourself a climate quota,” joked moose researcher (and moose hunter) Reidar Andersen at NTNU to newspaper VG on Tuesday. He’s published a book on the life of a moose.

And he’s only half joking. The research web site www.forskning.no has calculated that the annual gas emissions from a moose are equal to those from an individual’s 36 flights between Oslo and Trondheim.

A grown moose will burp and pass so much methane gas in the course of a year that it amounts to 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide emissions.

Newspaper VG reported that a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit the same.

Bacteria in a moose’s stomach create the methane gas, which in turn breaks down the plant fibers the moose has eaten. Excess gas is (ahem) farted out, and methane gas is considered more destructive than carbon gas. Cows are also a source of such gas emissions, while pigs and chickens are more environmentally considerate.

VG reported that 120,000 moose wander around in Norwegian

 forests. This year’s looming moose hunt

(elgjakt), which begins

September 25, will eliminate an

estimated 35,000 of them.

Grin and Bare it – can the environment be funny?

what the heck…its enviro humor. we all need to laugh about our obvious situation.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/5005/environmental-jokes-cartoons.htm

Environmental Cartoon #2

WHERE AIR POLLUTANTS
COME FROM, ACCORDING
TO INDUSTRY:

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Sulfur dioxide

From too many people
with too many tummy
troubles eating too
many eggs

Lead

From overly burdensome
taxes on the rich, which
have lessened their ability
to buy fine lead crystal,
the preferred method
of lead sequestration

Methane

From the butts of
left-wing cows chewing
commie alfalfa they got
from a pinko farm co-op

Mercury

From a series of secret space
probes that were sent to planet
Mercury by the Johnson, Carter,
and Clinton administrations that
have kicked up clouds of “mercury
dust,” which have now drifted back
to earth

Carbon Dioxide

From living, green plants, of
course, which exhale CO2.
(Anybody who couldn’t come up
with that one obviously hasn’t
spent enough time learning
how to misrepresent scientific
fact!)